i had an exterminator come out to take a look at my mouse problem. they want $600 to spray some “pet safe” chemical (is there such a thing?) outside my house and then trap the mice.
i decided that i would try to do it myself first. since i can’t use poison (due to the doggies eating anything in sight, potentially including poisoned mice), i bought a bunch of old school spring loaded mouse traps. last night i baited them and put them all over the kitchen floor, expecting to face several dead mice in the morning.
my friend thinks it’s because i used organic almond butter. it was a toss up between that and laughing cow spreadable cheese. it’s all i had.
“them mice ain’t that high-falootin’! you need to git yerself some skippy loaded with trans-fat! or better yet, some cheese-whiz!”