bad date

“so, my buddy is going to pick me up since i can’t drive. yeah.. i lost my license last year because of a dui. i get it back next week, but i’m totally broke because of all the fines that will be due then. it wouldn’t have been so bad except that i hit this dude and so i have to pay all this restitution.. he lived and everything. the crazy thing is that i didn’t even KNOW i hit someone until the cops pulled me over about 15 minutes later..”

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