i have a matching set of undies, which i’m ashamed to admit is the only truly matching set that i own. they’re frilly. and pink. which i guess is somewhat out of character for me.
they’re also, apparently, cursed.
the last few times they’ve been worn, especially if that night should be a SURE THING, i end up being the only one that knows they exist.
i think i’m going back to the mismatched undies – and i won’t shave my legs for good measure – because all girls know THAT’S the time you get lucky.