there’s no place like home

i’ve been kind of out of touch with reality for awhile now. being in kansas for work will do that to you.

i travel every now and then with my job – usually to various unglamourous po-dunk towns. the past week i was in winfield, ks – which is the town that time forgot. i couldn’t even find a non-fast food restaurant in the town*, much less a wireless internet connection!

when i asked the lady at the front desk if there was anywhere i could get wifi access, she stared at me and blinked. i said, “you know, a wireless internet signal so i can check my email?”. she blinked again before drawling “weell, if y’all wunt the internets, y’all can plug y’alls ‘puter to the phone line in y’alls room”. i didn’t try to explain to her that i don’t have dial-up service, much less a modem on my laptop.


tomorrow i’m going on a short trip to casper, wy, which is a little more evolved. my hotel has free wifi and there are several non-fast food restaurants to choose from, so i’m good to go!

*and i’m allergic to gluten (protein found in wheat, rye, barley, & oats), so eating out all the time when i’m on travel is never fun or easy. i usually end up eating some form of wheat out of desparation and then feeling crappy the whole day.


2 responses to “there’s no place like home

  • Erin

    Have you been to Liberal, KS? The Houston office has a big job out there – and that’s the home of Dorothy and Todo….Sorry you’ve been banished to horrible places such as Kansas…. Its a sad, sad day when you consider a field trip to Wyoming a good thing!

  • ramblin' girl

    I just got back from Atwood… luckily just a (long) day trip.have fun in Casper.

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