while in the restroom at work (yes, i know, i’ve broken my 2 ground rules. whatever), i was startled to hear the women in the stall next to me start talking really loudly.
was she talking to me?
wait. was she talking on a cell phone. while peeing???
yes. yes she was.
and that means that the person she was talking to could hear me doing my biznes. since this was a restroom, and not a phone booth, i didn’t feel particulary bad or embarrassed, but i was a bit taken aback. especially since it’s a small bathroom with only 3 stalls in a small office building. not like it was at a bar or something, you know?
then i hear her say “oh that? i’m in a public restroom”
i would have told them i was near a serenity fountain.
but then the flush would have probably given it away.